House of Laughter
A female class teacher was avin a problem with
a boy in ar class in primary
3
The boy said,"Madam i should be in primary 4
am smarter dan my sista who is in primary 4....
The madam had heard enough and she took d
boy to d principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with
primary 4 questions......
Principal:3+3?
Boy: 6
principal : 6+6?
Boy: 12
The boy get all d questions right
the principal told the madam to take d boy to
primary 4 immediately.
The madam decided to ask her own question
the principal agreed...
Madam: What does a cow av 4 dat i av 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in ur trouser dat i dnt av ?
Boy: Pocket.
Madam: What is it dat start with C and ends wit
T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin,
whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and comes out soft
and sticky?
*The principals eyes opened really wide,
but b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was
taking charge.*
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: U stick ur pole inside me. U tie
me down to get me up, i get wet b4 u do?
Boy: Tent.
*The principal feeling restless.*
Madam: A finger goes in me. U fiddle wit me
wen u ar bored. The best man had me first?.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many size. Wen I'm nt well, i
drips. Wen u blow me u fills good?.
Boy: Nose.
Principal: O my God.8)
Madam: What start wit F and ends wit K,
and if u dnt get it u will av to use ur hand?
Boy: Fork
Madam: Wat is it dat all men av, but longer dan
each other.
The pope's doesn't use his, a man give it to is
wife after wedding?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Chinekeme!!:(
Madam: Wat part of the man as no bone, filled
wit vein,
use for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!! :O:O
Madam send this BLOODY boy to the
universities... I myself got all the answer's
wrong............;):D:D:Plols
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Created at 2016-12-13 00:06:34
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A boy With his female teacher and headmaster
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